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dob: october 25, 2015
7 pounds
one blue eye + one brown eye
merle pomeranian-chihuahua
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occupation: chief executive officer of unnecessary alarms
quote: "being adored is exhausting, but someone has to do it... wait, don't stop petting me though."
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dob: april 27, 2022
approximately 100 pounds
dark brown flat-coated retriever
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occupation: regional director of being directly in the way
quote: "that object has always been there, but today it scares me. please allow me to climb into your lap."
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coexisting under wildly different management styles
physically separated by roughly ninety-three pounds
both somehow emotionally convinced they are baby